one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end
“hit me with your best shot”
honestly the only reason im not an old man is that i happen to have been born somewhat recently. other than that
Messy girls are so incredibly woke and counterculture etc. every time I go into a girl’s room and she just has a bowl of cereal rotting in the corner I feel a deep sense of kinship
who will post the pic
really good pic but not the one i was thinking of
sighchiatry
thebootydiaries
Boy: *hands me diamond ring* will you marry me
Me: *puts diamond ring on* na
