Professional Idiot — ohnoitsalexis: My Christmas list this year: Ice...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
fake-mermaid
ohnoitsalexis

My Christmas list this year:

  • Ice tea imported from England
  • Lifeguards imported from Spain
  • Towels imported from Turkey
  • Turkey imported from Maine
mayorofwhoreisland

sounds like you have a bunch of important stuff this year

Source: ohnoitsalexis