today i went to school dressed as an unenthusiastic college student in a ninja turtle shirt and pajama pants with slippers and when teachers asked what i was i would tell them and then this
“You know what really scares me?”
“What”
“Student Loans, hurr hurr”
honestly the only reason im not an old man is that i happen to have been born somewhat recently. other than that
Messy girls are so incredibly woke and counterculture etc. every time I go into a girl’s room and she just has a bowl of cereal rotting in the corner I feel a deep sense of kinship
who will post the pic
really good pic but not the one i was thinking of
sighchiatry
thebootydiaries
Boy: *hands me diamond ring* will you marry me
Me: *puts diamond ring on* na
